Since I am perpetually online, let me start my very own blog.
I happened to the net quite late in life. It was a wondrous moment when the computer turned interactive. The glory of it! There was email, chat, tons of information I would have never used. But it was only after a bit of bad porn that I was hooked, truly.
Now what do I blog about? What do bloggers blog about?
I can start with the stuff I have been using. My latest love is Baba Ramdev and I am willing to try his products (human bones notwithstanding) and tell you guys how I feel. And if I'm still standing. Or if I experience cannibalistic urges and start gnawing on my husband's arm. That thought is enough to put me off meat for life.
I have been using Patanjali Amla juice and Aloe Vera juice. I have guzzled two bottles of each. Aloe comes in different flavors. I don't get it. You want to drink Aloe? Gulp the damn thing down. Stop fussing. Orange flavored Aloe juice?
Aloe Vera is my most favorite plant in the world. I admit I am obsessive: I have an Aloe jungle in my little strip in my almost make-believe garden. I don't dare go near it now. I suspect it's mutating.
In my next entry (entry?) I will talk about the benefits of torturing myself.
